Sunday, October 11, 2009

journey to the center of the alayan

Have you guys heard about Jules Verne's "JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF EARTH"? Yes yes, it's now a major motion picture, starring Brendan Fraser. And I guess you've also heard the song "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" sang by Judy Garland in Wizard of Oz. Okay, since you've heard about it, We're going to tell you our story.

It all started yesterday, Nayovska and I were sitting her frontyard and we saw a rainbow in the sky.


Nayovska
Wanna bet what things can we find over the rainbow?

Chloe
I bet there are pretty flowers and fairies! maybe they can lend us some money to buy a new pair of socks!

Nayovska
I bet I can eat a lot there and meet guys I can fancy!

Chloe
Nayovska, you dont honestly think you'll meet a guy you can fancy there, right?

Nayovska
Well, why not! I have this feeling there'll be this hunky fairy that you can fancy! Let's go!

And so we went there, desperately and hoping that we could find a handsome and hunky fairy that could probably fell for us. Over the Rainbow wasn't really that far, but it's kind of tricky to find where the exact place. We searched between the tall grasses for a few minutes, until we finally found it. The place wasnt exactly like we thought it would be. Judy Garland described that Over the Rainbow was a place that is beautiful, and yet what we found was..




Chloe
What the hell is Alay?
Nayovska
Maybe its what the fairies call themselves, y'know? Like the Japanese, they call their country Nihon, not Japan

Chloe
Oh yea, thanks a lot Nayovska. Now we're in the middle of somewhere and you're teaching me world geography!

Nayovska
Ugh, okay! Can we just go in there? (runs and went inside the hotel)

Chloe
Mother F! Nayovskaaa, dont leave me alone! Oh God she's so stubborn!
So I chased Nayovska inside the hotel, who is so damn curious about this place. Remember the I-have-this-feeling-there'll-be-this-hunky-fairy-that-you-can-fancy-theory? I doubt it. I doubt it 100% as soon as I realized the receiptionist looks like this.


Nayovska
Hello sir, I would like to check in, please

Chloe
Nay, what the f--

Receiptionist
Khalieandh bHerduWach pEngenDH cjEg iNNh? unDthug bherapHaw haRieyH?

Chloe
Please tell me you understand every single word he say?
Nayovska
Urm.. Excuse me, can you speak english properly?

Receiptionist
Mhagsyudh Loh? (doing a body language)

Nayovska
Im officially freaked out now, Chloe
Chloe
Maybe this is the perfect time for us to leave. RUN FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR LIFE!! (runs to the door, leaving Nayovska behind)

Nayovska
Hey wait for me! You bloody coward! (runs through the door and bumped to Chloe) Why are you just standing here? Let's get the hell out of.. (saw three men posing in front of us)



There it was. Three man posing ridiculously in the back of their car. I wasnt sure myself that it was a car, because they don't even look like human. The three of them wore black T-shirts, which I think it's their uniform. Maybe they're like a failed version of Men In Black.

MIB #1
NgaPhainDh LoE LiatDh-LiatDh gUwH?!?!

Nayovska and Chloe
... (speechless and pretty amazed by their language)

MIB #2
hY cPA dCana?? LeH kNALan gaG??

Nayovska and Chloe
... (still speachless, havent move an inch from our current position, eyes wide open)
Chloe
Pardon me?
MIB #2
LoE bHisyaW gaG ngOmonGg pKEe bAcaAw G403L?

Nayovska
(whispering to Chloe) I dont think it's a good idea for us to continue this conversation

Chloe
Its not even a conversation, for God's sake! We dont even understand them!

But as I finished whispering to Nayovska, the three weirdos suddenly started to dance. I repat, DANCE. What kind of dance? I guess it's a breakdance. But I think its more like breaking-our-reputation-dance. They danced energeticly (is that a word?) and in the end they start posing and shouting their names!

MIB #1
GuWh cUtTe BhangEdtz

MIB #2
GuWh kEreeNDz BhangEdtz

Nayovska
(whispering to Chloe) BhangEdtz is like a family name, right?

Chloe
Sssh the last one is coming up!

MIB #3
dAn aGkuU LoeMoedtz. Loecoe dHan Imoetdhz!! (winking his eyes to us)

Suddenly I can feel goosebumps on my arms. I looked at Nayovska's arms. She has goosebumps all over it too. The MIB wannabe were just standing in front of us, posing like cool dudes or something, waiting for our respond.

Desperately, Nayovska and I gave a small applause.

MIB #3
(raising his hands, asking us to stop clapping our hands) Lam KenAlz. Qta ad'HaLah dA tHrieY mUsZt gHe3ThieRrZ

Chloe
Oohh.. I see..
Nayovska
(nudge me) We better go now. I will die i f I hear them sing and dance again! (runs away)

Chloe
Urm.. Well, nice to.. erm.. see you.. so.. err.. BYE! (runs away)

That is the last time we saw them. I hope. Nayovska and I run through the tall grasses, hoping we could find our way home. The sky is getting darker and darker. Finally we reached our home, away from the tall grasses. The rainbow is not there anymore, replaced by grey clouds. And it starts to rain.

It was hell of a day!

Friday, October 9, 2009

Spark Your Undies (?)

In one hot August, i went to some place close from my homeland, somewhere crazier from my homeland, and somewhere not worth to go for yo guys. Somehow it was just the same place like my homeland but you'll laugh along the way from the airport to the hotel. i did though.

i was in one of the best mall in the country I guess. and guess what i found. look at this.


literally in Indonesian it means "Torturing the Volcano Tactics"
do you even get these? and looks like the child in the photo want to say "Mama, look i'm famous!" while the mother said, "i'd rather die than to see you famous with these ad.. *cry"


Poor you the mother of the child. lets pray the best for the rest of that child. i think his life had been beary hard and he must've been called, "The Volcano Torturer Tactician". best grave for you. amen.

another silly ad I saw was on my way to some kinda station there. well no doubt that the station is very well done and clean. lovely view too. but i changed my mind till i saw this.


Again literally in Indonesian it means, "Show your real sparkling undies."
the woman in the ad shoulda been having a very bad times of her life. poor you.

Somehow the ad shoulda been like this.

Now this is the real SPARKLING UNDIES.

I'm so happy i was not born in that kinda country. Undies there has a very good meaning while in most countries it means the same UNDIES. wWore inside, easily gets dirty, GAH! CANT TAKE IT! I cant imagine if somehow i was born in that country and named, undies. my worst nightmare.

posted by nayovska.
stay clean you guys.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

total hottie =3

So I was walking down the street when I noticed in front of a men's clothing store that was on sale. And then I said to myself "maybe I could buy something for my brother" so I went inside. The store was divided into three sections : Shirts, Pants, and Underwears.

And I don't why, I went straight to the Shirts section. But to go there I had to go through by the underwear section. There were a pile of panties (idk what to call them) and boxers around me. They are also multicoloured and patterned. There hearts, Power Rangers, shocking pink, electric green, etc. As I was walking pass through it, I noticed there was these huge posters, boys with panties and everything. I didn't really notice their faces, since I was looking at their six-packs bodies and wondering "does my crush has these six-packs thingies too?" until I saw the model's face.

They look familiar.
All of them.
Curious?
TAKE A LOOK! It's worth to see.








Sooo.. did you like what you saw, huh? I am so going back this store again.

XOXO,
Chloe the Yellow Socks